*oz accent* from all the way out ere we can see the habitat of ayl... oh crikey, theres a big one right there.
no ayl is not a crocodile. he is not steve irwin either. but he would like to wrestle with crocodile
origin of ayl:
long time ago in the land of Imaginaryland, unicorns and dragons once lived peacefully together. instead of feeding of each other species to extinction, they feed on the underexploited and renewable source of energy which is human babies. there was an island there called Fantasyland located right beside ktt, sepang,(which was the most respectable and the only monsters prisons and correctional institute then. really famous for the KI spa package which include the exclusive and revolutionary water-boarding). at the coast of the island there was an honest couple working at an honest free-range grass fed chimera farm called Promotingbestiality. one day the couple received endless tweet from a blue 2-dimensional bird deity called Twitter that as follows
"u will get a wonderful baby that shall be named ayl"
"he will be hunted by the unicorns and the dragons"
"for he has high nutritional value"
"were very valuable and were the key for either species to achieve their ultimate goal; to join the glee cast in season2."
the couple where terrified but just that night they get to work anyway. they started with a romantic candlelight dinner of roasted panda and banana fritters with lady gaga's bad romance playing on their ipod as the background. then they proceeded to the couch, strategically placed around 5.1 dolby digital surround sound speakers, in front of a full hd led tv and they put a xrated blu-ray disc into a player. then....*content removed due to explicit, highly fictional, misleading and infidel nature and too much information revealed which the conspirators do not want the general public to know
the etymology of ayl comes with the next post. promise that it will be more useful than this in our quest in finding ayl
until the next finding...
